Twitter Futures and Vagina Faces

I'm sorry I am a few days behind.


I don't even have time to write a long post because I am trying to TTFU.


But I had to share something amazing Adrian said tonight.

"I wish I could follow 32 year old me on Twitter and see what I'll be up to".


What nine year old even thinks of something like that? I think he was just hoping to have a hot wife, since getting a wife is alllllllllllllll he thinks about. Does anyone remember  in like 2010 when he asked if he could just marry his sister if he couldn't find a wife?

You're 9! Your biological clock should not be ready to throw in the towel and settle for inter-family relations.


BY THE WAY. I HATE BLAKE GRIFFIN SO MUCH.

Somehow, when he played for OU he seemed so calm and confident. Now that he plays for the Clippers, against the Thunder, he can die in a ginger fire!!!!!!!! Just because you don't change your face when you do something completely jicky and shitty, doesn't mean you're not doing something completely jicky and shitty!

Oh Oh OH look at me. I'm so calm and cool while I'm KICKING WESTBROOK IN THE KNEE. I remember when I wanted to hug him when I saw him at Cheesecake Factory. Now I just want him to get stung by bees and to always have a nosebleed. Like a permableed.  Like he has the last two games. Because his face is a vagina! Such a vagina face.

One more note. Look at my cute sweet sleepy baby! She doesn't make anyone want to start a ginger fire!