Because I'm sweet.

Jrose of Da Cheeseblarg spent 5 hours painting a picture of myself making my Disney villain face and wrastling with my offspring. It's wonderful and it makes me happier than a footballless evening filled with marital relations and cheese dip.

So I decided to do this "meme"blog for her and my other readers (my mom and Kendal) in hopes of earning some strenuous yet genuine attention.

This is what she nominated ol Mare for. When I say Ol Mare, I'm talking about myself. Not a trusty horse.

Procedure:



1) Blogger is nominated to take part


2) Blogger publishes his/her 7 links on his/her blog – 1 link for each category.


- Your most beautiful post


– Your most popular post


– Your most controversial post


– Your most helpful post


– A post whose success surprised you


– A post you feel didn’t got the attention it deserved


– The post that you are most proud of






3) Blogger nominates up to 5 more bloggers to take part.


4) These bloggers publish their 7 links and nominate another 5 more bloggers


5) And so it goes on (If I have nominated you, I have also plugged you. Therefore you are indebted to me. I can hold some shit over someone's head too. Belee dat.)





My most beautiful post: My vacation to Caneel Bay

Really I just think it's beautiful because it's full of pictures that I think I look cute in. It's also my longest post. Bigger = More beautifulness! Except when it comes to ugly people who are also really fat.

My most popular post: Kindergarten Tire

This got me the most followers and comments. Which equal attention and popularity. Better now than in high school. Well. Not really.

My most controversial post: My Dad wouldn't read this one.

Well sweet heaven. That one was hard. They're all pretty much extremely controversial. And phenomenal.


My most helpful post:

Sorry boutcha. This thing wasn't made for me. I've never been helpful with anything in my blog/life.

A post whose success surprised you: Westernicated.

The word "success" can be defined as "making crazy people hate you and think you're an American lesbian fascist", right?

A post I don't think got the attention it deserved:  I'd give you everything I've got

This one should have made me famous. I wrote this on 4 hours of sleep, after drugging myself into a drooling stupor. (In case anyone was wondering, the title of this blog came from one of my brother and I's favorite Beatles songs which begins "I'm so tired...I haven't slept a wink". If you didn't know that, then I hate you!)

The post I am the most proud of:   Teachers should be wearing Chanel

This one. I love it like a puppy. I look at it all the time and wish I could snuggle with it. It's mom-ish, but not lame. It's honest and probably the most genuine I could be in written form.


Well, now that I have tricked you into reading more of my blogs and giving me more comments and page hits.......I will make more of you do it. My nominees are!

1. Letters to You
2. Haley's comic!
3. Mothers of Brothers
4. Mean Maharani
5. Coherently Chaotic

This post took me about 4 hours, since my netbook at home is swamped with viruses from my being tricked into illegitimate websites. Especially the ones that pretend to be an anti virus. It's like a registered sex offender walking up to me and saying "Hey! I'm not a rapist! But that guy is! Let me hang out with your kids while you go kick that guy's ass!".


(thank you to Cheeseblarg for my wonderful painting)