Mary: Did I just hear a cock a doodle doo? Was that a real rooster?
Customer: ummm yes, why?
Mary: I'VE NEVER HEARD A REAL ROOSTER BEFORE! That was amazing! Can you make it do it again?
Customer: Are you being serious?
Mary: I didn't know they actually sound just like they do on toys. Can you make it do it again?
(her husband is laughing in the background. he says "it's not like I can poke it with a stick")
Customer: He'll do it again in a second. We live in the country so we have lots of chickens.
Mary: And roosters? That's so cool.
Customer: Well....a rooster is a chicken. A male chicken.
Mary: (googling very quickly)
Customer: Did you hear that one?
Mary OH MY GOSH. YES I DID. I love that cock.
Customer: Okay, well that's nice. Can I get my balance?
Mary: I JUST HEARD HIM AGAIN! Is he like, in your bedroom with you?
Customer: My password is 067542
Mary: $748.52
Hahahhahahaha this is hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteLast year I heard my first rooster, I was in a 5 star hotel in a city in China. I too was amazed.
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ReplyDeleteYes, it's for rea! Or real! I was way more interested in a bedroom rooster than banking.
ReplyDeleteI love visiting my great-grandmother in Alabama because she has roosters. I have this magical ability to hear them crowing away at 5 AM and just say, "Aww, that's so cute," before flopping down and returning to a deep, restful sleep. I think the rest of my family kind of hates me for that.
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