Since my pageviews on Saturdays are pitiful and sickly, I'm going to use the day to post something of mine that is pleasing to me. I'm kind of like Oprah, except I'm a medium-sized white girl from Oklahoma who has no money or assets!
My first sensationlistic suggestion (damnit, I should totally have put that on the banner) starts today.... So get excited.
My favorite flower is.........
Just wanted to remind you of the new exciting theme post for Saturdays!
Celosia!
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| I mean that thumb. |
Because I always enjoy flowers more whenever they are living in the ground and not dying on my desk after a fight with husband with one T about which one of us was better at playground kickball.
Celosia(s?) are beautttiiffffuuuulllllll! They look like coral, and sometimes I accidentally call them Cialis. Which is a medicine that makes old men's penises get erect or stay erect. And I don't care who you are, that's hilarious.
My husband ripped my beautiful flowers out of the ground to build a pipe or something and I threw such a fit that he planted 5 more different colors for me this year. But they died because I stepped on them. But the original one he planted came back! It was resurrected like the Jesus of Nazareth of pretty flowers.
It's not even a perennial. How's that for a miracle?
