Oh, hey guys! It's me, Mary.
Sorry it has been so long since I posted but Business Mary and Mom Mary have teamed up against Fun Mary and beat all the inappropriateness out of her.
Seriously, though. I go back and read my posts from 2011/2012 and I'm like, didn't I worry about offending my boss? And for that matter, it's hard to go on being inappropriate when sometimes you just want to tweet "snuggling with my lovey cutie babies and smooshing their faces with sweet kisses!" without someone saying, ew fuck her, she's changed. DELETE.
